There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.