Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.