Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.