A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"
Milton BerleFor Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
Milton BerleWhat an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.
Milton Berle