An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.
Milton BerleMy wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
Milton BerleI feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
Milton BerleA man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
Milton Berle