Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!