I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.
An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.