There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.