A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.