Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?