Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."