Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.