Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?

I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"

Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together