At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.

A thing of beauty is a job forever.

Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list