Laughter is an instant vacation.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.