At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands