I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.

Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together