A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.