My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.