I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.
Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.