My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

A thing of beauty is a job forever.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.