My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.