A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.

You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.