My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.