My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.

An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.