My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.