Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.