My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.

You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?