My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

A thing of beauty is a job forever.

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.