Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"