Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands