Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.