You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.