They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.