You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.

My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.