Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.