I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.