I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.