Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.

I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.

The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.