I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon.
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.