Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list