Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.

War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.