Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.
I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.