Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.