I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?

I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.