I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!

Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.