Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.