Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.