The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.