I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.