A thing of beauty is a job forever.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!