A thing of beauty is a job forever.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?

War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.