Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.