A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!