Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.

I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."

Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together