My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.