I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.