I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!

Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.

Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

A thing of beauty is a job forever.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.