Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together

What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.

Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.