Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together

Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.