Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?

They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.