The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.