The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.

I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.

When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.

You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.

Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.