War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.