If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.