I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.