I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.