If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.