All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.