Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.