A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?