My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.