Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

Laughter is an instant vacation.

A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"

An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.