My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.