My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.

I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.