My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"