A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.