I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?