My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.