If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!