I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"