Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!
One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.