Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.