The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.