The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.