Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.