Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.

If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.