Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.