Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.