Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.

Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.