Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.