Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.

I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.

It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.