My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.