It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.
You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.