He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.