I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.